May 2013
therecklessandtherian:
have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
yugoslavic:
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
the-vashta-nerada:
today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
neurointoxication:
when i die i want to become a ghost and haunt people and give them little ghost smooches and when they’re feeling down i’d write something like keep going you’re great! but in order to keep up the creepy act i’d write it in blood on their wall
heyitspj:
Why do people get upset when they have “bed hair” it’s like the cutest thing ever imagine someone waking up with sleepies still in their eyes and they’re super quiet and yawning and their head is a huge mess of tangles and spikes and awhhhh it sounds sO CUTE„„
when you’re so obsessed with a band for so long you forget they’re not actually your friends
wish-i-had-a-band:
mememaster:
was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
Yes
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
Reblog if you'd care if I killed myself
ijustwanttohugdavidtennant:
paintedbreath:
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
honust:
can someone stay up with me till 2am and tell me everything they have ever been to scared to say
ghiralicious:
livingenough:
swimminginmavin:
hurpthederp:
iwillmindfuckyou:
gameandwatch:
kushdrinker:
green is not a creative color
what the fuck are you trying to say with that gif
lets not bring it up
lets never bring it up
Don’t Hug me I’m Scared
what part of never bring it up do you not understand
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
mylilsunshine:
icouldntfindanyotherusername:
fucking-tom-hiddleston:
k-lionheart:
continualsanitynotlikely:
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
OMG I’VE NOT BEEN THIS EXCITED SINCE THE FLUFFY...
vandalswithjetpacks:
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
