Therapy [lullaby version] | All Time Low I...
I'm that person everyone replaces after a while.
brittysaur10: Always .
143princess: i’ve always wanted to know what if feels like to be a band member and see a fan’s eyes light up when you make eye contact with them, smile at them, or point at them. just to do something to let them know that you acknowledge them, and see how happy it makes them. every time a band member does that to me, it honestly makes my life so much better. i really wonder what it feels like to...
Daughter: "Mom, I love this band --"
Me: "Do you want concert tickets? Posters? CD? merchandise? DO YOU WANT TO FANGIRL TOGETHER?"
everyone: what do you want for your birthday?
me: band merch.
everyone: what do you want for christmas?
me: band merch.
everyone: you are the hardest person to shop for i never know what to buy you.
me: I'VE TOLD YOU, BAND MERCH, BUT YOU NEVER GET IT FOR ME. JUST GOOGLE MY FAVORITE BAND'S MERCH AND PICK SOMETHING I DON'T EVEN CARE I'M GOING TO LIKE IT NO MATTER WHAT. BAND MERCH BAND MERCH BAND MERCH.
why I hate everyone
me: it's Jacob Hoggard's birthday!
muchmusic: OMG OKAY LET'S GO ALL OUT AND TALK ABOUT IT EVERYWHERE AND GIVE HIM AN EPISODE OF TODAY'S TOP 10!
me: it's Dave Rosin's birthday!
me: lol ok
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realized that you are the smartest person in the room
I don't think suicidal people get enough credit...
boyprincessdiaries: aha-itsme: This post is for all of you who have survived the urge to end your life, either coming out the other side or still fighting to stay alive. I noticed how when someone has a physical illness such as cancer, and they come out the other side or even remission, they are able to celebrate surviving. I think all of the survivors of being suicidal should too. ...
callingallastronauts: goforeverforworseorbetter: helmetfuck: therecklessandthefag: emptybottles—heavyhearts: youvegotwood: butthurtbandboys: theperfectanomaly: Simple Plan dances to ‘Sexy and I Know It’. Warning: contains lots of sexually arousing hip thrusting. JACK BARAKAT IN THE WHITE MORPH SUIT THO JESUS CHRIST MOTHERFICUKHING JACK NOTHING WILL EVER BE THIS PERFECT ...
bedussey: wah-mos: bedussey: OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes pretty sure the real question here is, why does a snake have pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it...
What a Canadian Josh is
Interviewer: What's the biggest difference of US audiences compared to Canadian Audiences?
Josh: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh. Less people speak French
Mike: More people than in Canada....
Josh: Really? Well, that embarrassing. UHM, I don't see as many people talking about hockey. Which is good for me actually cause I hate hockey.
Interviewer: You're from Canada and you hate hockey?!
Josh: I'm an awful Canadian. i'm a terrible Canadian that way.
Josh: I don't think I can name 3 hockey teams and I am being totally honest.
Interviewer: ARE YOU SERIOUS? Name three pro hockey teams.
Ian: Ya you could. try
Josh: OKOK, CANUCKS FROM VANCOUVER. *freezes for 2 minutes while everyone screams city names at him*
Interviewer: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Ian: He's actually trying.
Josh: *still frozen* ................................... MIGHTY DUCKS *very proud of himself*
tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Another tumblr user: I love you.
sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF